The Microsoft Screen Cleaner's patented parallel cleaning action is guaranteed to leave you with a clean screen and a big smile.

Note: No, I didn't invent this one. I got the original as an email, with no indication of whoever initially created this innovative "tool." All I know is that it made me laugh so hard that I decided to put it up on my web site. Hope you enjoyed this whimsical bit of humor amongst all of the serious, technical blog entries.